"I’m telling you," Isaac continued, “Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.”
Something about you made me finally wake up. Good morning.
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call me out i saw it and im dead inside
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part Two
Harry Potter + Text Posts
DISNEY DID IT AGAIN
fun fact the opening song tells the entire plot of the movie, but everyone is always too distracted by the amazing animation to notice the lyrics. job well done, Disney.
"that must be the uvula"
"oh, so its a girl house”
When she looked into it, she found herself holding her childrens’ birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty
“mr parker, im here to talk to you about the avenger’s initi-“
“…i’m here to talk to you about the avengers init-“
”.. the avenger’s initiat-“